What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:43
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
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How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Can you provide some examples of music with a free form structure?
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
What makes outside showers appealing? Why are they not commonly seen?
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
How often do you watch the news on TV?
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Next, they tried...